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  1. 0:09 Czesztot dze Klow Zërn Dracheobservatorium.
  2. 0:13 Dze naczjonâl bulletïncz fan vrïjdagh 16 oktôbercz 2026, 6 eurcz SRT.
  3. 0:20 Vandaghcz, dze fïesztcz fan Szant Longinek.
  4. 0:23 #01 Klow: ghânsz graaïscz, 6 grâdcz, mâksïmum 13 grâdcz, wïnd ptïtcz fan nôrd-nôrdweszt.
  5. 0:31 #02 Dbrnouk: bekânsz kloarcz, 12 grâdcz, mâksïmum 19 grâdcz, wïnd ptïtcz fan nôrdoszt.
  6. 0:39 #03 Douma: haleuf nwâzjeucz, 15 grâdcz, mâksïmum 20 grâdcz, gîn wïnd.
  7. 0:46 #04 Kragoniedin: ghânsz kloarcz, 0 grâdcz, mâksïmum 12 grâdcz, gîn wïnd.
  8. 0:52 #05 Kropow: haleuf nwâzjeucz, 8 grâdcz, mâksïmum 13 grâdcz, wïnd mwajencz fan nôrdoszt.
  9. 1:01 #06 Moltograd: bekânsz kloarcz, 7 grâdcz, mâksïmum 14 grâdcz, wïnd ptïtcz fan zûdweszt.
  10. 1:09 #07 Niedzdrow: haleuf zon, 6 grâdcz, mâksïmum 11 grâdcz, gîn wïnd.
  11. 1:15 #08 Sprodj: bekânsz kloarcz, 0 grâdcz, mâksïmum 2 grâdcz, wïnd ptïtcz fan nôrd.
  12. 1:23 #09 Staszow: bekânsz kloarcz, 6 grâdcz, mâksïmum 15 grâdcz, wïnd ptïtcz fan nôrd-nôrdweszt.
  13. 1:32 #10 Vesnik: nâbel, 2 grâdcz, mâksïmum 11 grâdcz, gîn wïnd.
  14. 1:37 #11 Vladivene: ghânsz graaïscz, 1 grâdcz, mâksïmum 9 grâdcz, gîn wïnd.
  15. 1:43 #12 Vrajska: haleuf zon, 13 grâdcz, mâksïmum 22 grâdcz, wïnd ptïtcz fan oszt.
  16. 1:52 #13 Zlip: nâbel, 1 grâdcz, mâksïmum 12 grâdcz, gîn wïnd.
  17. 1:57 Vüh môrgcz, kloarcz vebercz baï dze zeï.
  18. 2:00 Czesztot nietz on sztuut. Pïkkobëllôcz.
  19. 2:05 Eih bennek, eih blavek.

Drachelïjncz

Dial

01847

Charge
₭hôr 1 200 per minute
Updated
06:00 and 18:00 SRT
Availability
At any hour

The service

The national bulletin gives current conditions at all thirteen stations, followed by the outlook for tomorrow. Play it above, or dial 01847 to hear it read at any hour.

The bulletin is updated each morning at 06:00 SRT, and again at 18:00 SRT whenever conditions change.

The same bulletin is published free on this page, in sound and in writing, on the same schedule.

What callers ring for

  • A shepherd on the telephone on a high pasture, his flock and his dog grazing below a clouded summit.
  • An orchard keeper on a wall telephone in his shed at first light, writing the forecast into a ledger, the fruit trees beyond the doorway.
  • The caretaker of a mountain mosque on the telephone in the wet courtyard, broom in hand, the minaret and the dome behind him.
  • A postman on the telephone on a stony track above a valley, a letter in one hand and his satchel at his hip.
  • A course steward on the telephone above a goat-racing track in full sun, his ledger open on the rail while handlers walk their animals past a lined crowd.
  • The hands of a fisherman on the telephone over a crate of fish, nets piled on the deck and grey water beyond the rail.
  • A village priest on the telephone in the churchyard, broom in hand, the bell tower and the mountains behind him.
  • A veterinary surgeon on the telephone beside a field gate, her vehicle on the track behind her and snow still on the peaks.
  • Track conditions before a Capra race
  • Humidity before a Bloushtika performance
  • Snow on the Zymylpathian passes
  • Wind off the coast at Dbrnouk and Vrajska
  • Overnight frost on the orchards
  • Mist in the Zlip forests before a hunt
  • Moltus levels after rain upstream
  • Cloud base before a launch at the Sprodj Atomic Research Centre
  • Still air before the hives are opened

Access

The service needs no smartphone, no computer and no internet connection. It is intended for callers who find a screen hard to read, for those with reduced or no vision, for households without a connected device, and for anyone who would simply rather listen.

Skip to your station

The bulletin reads the network in order. Press # and the station number to go straight to the one you want.

The bulletin is read in Syldavian.

  1. #01 Klow
  2. #02 Dbrnouk
  3. #03 Douma
  4. #04 Kragoniedin
  5. #05 Kropow
  6. #06 Moltograd
  7. #07 Niedzdrow
  8. #08 Sprodj
  9. #09 Staszow
  10. #10 Vesnik
  11. #11 Vladivene
  12. #12 Vrajska
  13. #13 Zlip

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